I'm Australian...... Get me Outta Here

At 8am this morning, the temperature gauge on my car said -1.5 degrees (celcius).

The car was iced over so much that I couldn't even open the doors.

All the footpaths and roads were so icy and the cricket pitch in town was covered.

It is expected to have some sleet today and a maximum temperature of a whooping 3 degrees.

I can't handle this cold weather.

I didn't get any photographic evidence because I was too cold and running late for work.

I'm Australian, get me Outta Here! (for the non English people, this is a piss take of a reality tv show here which is set in the Australian jungle *read, Murwillumbah* called I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here.